Paris Hilton goes back to jail

Around 11 p.m. Wednesday night, Paris Hilton was released from the medical ward and sent to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood. Last week, she was housed in a solitary cell. It’s unknown where she is staying this time.

After her brief release last week after just three days behind bars caused an uproar, a judge sent Hilton, 26, back into the jail system, starting at a downtown correctional treatment center where she was to undergo medical and psychiatric exams to determine where she should be held.

Paris Hilton should do well in prison. She has huge clown feet. They’re good for kicking and running. Granted, there’s not much room to run in her tiny cell. The one chance she has is to mesmerize the shiv wielding bull dyke with her astonishing stupidity. Plan B is to show her how to correctly toss a salad. According to Paris, you really got to get your tongue in there.

• Paris Hilton out of jail medical ward [Yahoo]