Paris Hilton

A police cruiser finally picked up Paris Hilton to take her to the courthouse almost an hour and a half later than she was supposed to appear in court. The police handcuffed Paris and drove her to the courthouse. There were a bunch of cameramen chasing the police car like it was an ice cream truck and a helicopter followed the cruiser. I wanna see Paris flee because then the police can use bean bag guns to take her down. Well, why not do it anyway? While she’s walking to the courtroom, shoot her in the butt. When she turns around, whistle and look at the sky like nothing happened. Paris will be all confused and think she imagined a shooting pain in her ass. They can tell her she just experienced phantom anal.

Update #1: Police didn’t pick up Paris until an hour and a half later because the Sheriff’s Department refused to saying the judge doesn’t have to jurisdiction to order her to court. (TMZ)

Video of the pick-up after the jump.