Paris Hilton

During a call in with Greta Van Susteren of On The Record, Kathy and Rick Hilton talked about how Paris is handling jail. Apparently she’s doing fine. Paris told her mother,

“I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls.” And when she tried to put up some family pictures, “the guard came in and ripped them off.”

Rick also described the Father’s Day card she made him.

“It showed me holding her hand against the glass with her on the other.”

Paris probably doesn’t realize she’s in jail anymore. She probably tells herself this is government subsidized housing for poor people. Except, she wouldn’t call it government subsidized housing. She would call it a hotel for minorities because Paris is kind of racist.