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Paris not happy with Sarah Silverman

Paris Hilton

Even though everybody laughed at Sarah Silverman’s verbal assault of Paris Hilton, one person was left less than thrilled. After the MTV Movie Awards ended, Paris Hilton was overheard saying,

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Sarah Silverman is funny 1% of the time and sometimes watching her perform is about as exciting as a front row seat to an abortion, but that was a golden moment in television. Paris Hilton’s pained expression gave an angel its wings. The only way it could have gotten better is if people started throwing used condoms at her and then everybody except for Paris was given free cake and then a pigeon pooped on her head. Also, if I won $10 million. *crosses fingers*

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aaron | June 6th, 2007 11:21 pm

She hasnt f’ed me yet and i move back and forth from the comp to the toilet all the time.

 
Sarah | June 6th, 2007 4:04 pm

Sarah is so funny. That moment was a television classic. The look on Paris’ face was priceless. If she doesn’t want to be called a whore then she shouldn’t try to F*** everything that moves.

 
Alli | June 6th, 2007 12:46 pm

Yea, that comment was “bitchy” but Sarah Silverman is a comedienne and it is her job to get a rise out of people. Paris should have taken it with a grain of salt, and the reason it hit her soft spot is because she knows that shes a whore and knows the majority of the world knows that she is a whore. She has made a career out of people making fun of her.

 
kitty | June 6th, 2007 12:21 pm

I have to say this is one of the funniest things I’ve read

 
Zhudokhchichtskov | June 6th, 2007 12:07 pm

Sarah rocks, you douches.

 
Victor | June 6th, 2007 11:16 am

Which is actually sort of amazing because Paris functions on a 5th grade level.

 
jay | June 6th, 2007 11:02 am

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

where have I heard that talk before? ohh I remember it was 9th grade.

 

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