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Paris not happy with Sarah Silverman

Even though everybody laughed at Sarah Silverman’s verbal assault of Paris Hilton, one person was left less than thrilled. After the MTV Movie Awards ended, Paris Hilton was overheard saying,

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Sarah Silverman is funny 1% of the time and sometimes watching her perform is about as exciting as a front row seat to an abortion, but that was a golden moment in television. Paris Hilton’s pained expression gave an angel its wings. The only way it could have gotten better is if people started throwing used condoms at her and then everybody except for Paris was given free cake and then a pigeon pooped on her head. Also, if I won $10 million. *crosses fingers*

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jay
jay
16 years ago

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

where have I heard that talk before? ohh I remember it was 9th grade.

Zhudokhchichtskov
Zhudokhchichtskov
16 years ago

Sarah rocks, you douches.

kitty
kitty
16 years ago

I have to say this is one of the funniest things I’ve read

Alli
Alli
16 years ago

Yea, that comment was “bitchy” but Sarah Silverman is a comedienne and it is her job to get a rise out of people. Paris should have taken it with a grain of salt, and the reason it hit her soft spot is because she knows that shes a whore and knows the majority of the world knows that she is a whore. She has made a career out of people making fun of her.

Sarah
Sarah
16 years ago

Sarah is so funny. That moment was a television classic. The look on Paris’ face was priceless. If she doesn’t want to be called a whore then she shouldn’t try to F*** everything that moves.

aaron
16 years ago

She hasnt f’ed me yet and i move back and forth from the comp to the toilet all the time.