Britney Spears

  • Pajiba: Evan Almighty is underwhelming.
  • Bastardly: Megan Fox does Maxim Magazine.
  • Drunken Stepfather: Kate Moss is really fucking skinny.
  • UseMyComputer: Eva Longoria in a bikini for a magazine no one has ever heard of.
  • ASL: Jack Black looking disheveled with his baby.
  • Grumpiest: Penelope Cruz has an Asian friend.
  • Celebitchy:Barbara Walters Says the Whole Paris Thing is Beneath Her
  • SOW: Rosario Dawson and some other girl get really close.
  • College Humor: A beat-boxing parrot.
  • EB: George Clooney’s hotness may destroy Italy. I can neither confirm nor deny.
  • Yeeeah: Britney Spears Speaks in Riddles
  • DH: Eva Mendes Yearned to be a Nun
  • HB: Paris Hilton’s Mercedes Repossessed
  • CS: Kate Moss has Granny Legs
  • College Humor: Do you want to hear James Earl Jones count to 10?
  • Bossip: T.I. and Ludacris Beef Leads to Brawl
  • Egotastic: Britney Spears Really, Really, Really Needs to Wear a Bra
  • Hollywood Tuna: Kate Beckinsale and her legs at the Die Hard premiere.
  • TC: Tom Sizemore gets 16 months in prison.
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