Someone doesn’t like Robbie Williams

At a Robbie Williams’ concert in Germany, a crazed fan, possibly Flash Gordon judging by his speed, ran on stage and, adamant that this wasn’t the real Robbie Williams, pushed him off. The best part is when his band members chase the guy instead of checking if Robbie broke his neck. It’s what I tell my friends to do if I get shot. Find the guy, then pummel him while I bleed out. Oh, don’t worry about me, I have a band-aid in my pocket. I’m sure that gaping hole in my abdomen will be fine once I get this thing on. Luckily — or unluckily — Robbie ended up with only a scraped knee.

On second thought, I take that back. The best part is when he makes a speech about it in the dressing room and then almost cries at the end because he’s a pussy genuinely scared.

This is from 2001 and is really old. I’m going retro today!