Paris Hilton

There’s not a lot to do in jail so Paris decided to pass the time responding to fan mail. One of which E! Online got a hold of (PDF here). Paris starts out by thanking whoever wrote her and then talks about how this is such a difficult time for her. She ends it with her crazy signature, dotting her i’s with hearts and putting xoxo at the end. It turns out, Paris is pretty god damn stupid because she was replying to the gas bill and not fan mail. Ok, not really, but I’d believe it since this is just more proof Paris has the mental capacity of a eight-year-old.

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