- Hairspray: Someone sent me a Hairspray autograph game. Well, it’s not really a game per se, it’s more of a thing I used to force Elijah Kelley to show support for Isaiah Washington so I can sell it on eBay. I’m gonna be rich.
- Bastardly: I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but damn if that isn’t an ill-fitting dress.
- CityRag: Arranged Celebrity Baby Marriages
- Drunken Stepfather: Rosie Perez seems pretty proud of those stretch marks on her boobs. *shudder*
- UseMyComputer: Hayden Panettiere looking sultry or like a vampire.
- Bossip: Someone is angry TMZ called Beyonce a “roboho”
- Celebitchy: Hugh Grant might marry.
- College Humor: An Apple iPhone spoof. Someone buy me one.
- SOW: Daniel Craig to do one more Bond film.
- HB: Britney Spears Did Not Serve Mother With Legal Papers
- DH: Nicole Richie might also be getting married.
- College Humor: Zombie boy gets interviewed. He gets straight to the point.
- CS: Lily Allen arrested for punching someone.
- AB: Fox Mulder Trades In The Phone Sex For Nuns and Mums
- Egotastic: Hilary Duff Pops a Squat on National TV
- Grumpiest: Jennifer Lopez Plays Ball
- Chris Farley was reincarnated as a girl.
- They started selling string bikinis for toddlers now. Jesus.
