Hi Isaiah

  • Hairspray: Someone sent me a Hairspray autograph game. Well, it’s not really a game per se, it’s more of a thing I used to force Elijah Kelley to show support for Isaiah Washington so I can sell it on eBay. I’m gonna be rich.
  • Bastardly: I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but damn if that isn’t an ill-fitting dress.
  • CityRag: Arranged Celebrity Baby Marriages
  • Drunken Stepfather: Rosie Perez seems pretty proud of those stretch marks on her boobs. *shudder*
  • UseMyComputer: Hayden Panettiere looking sultry or like a vampire.
  • Bossip: Someone is angry TMZ called Beyonce a “roboho”
  • Celebitchy: Hugh Grant might marry.
  • College Humor: An Apple iPhone spoof. Someone buy me one.
  • SOW: Daniel Craig to do one more Bond film.
  • HB: Britney Spears Did Not Serve Mother With Legal Papers
  • DH: Nicole Richie might also be getting married.
  • College Humor: Zombie boy gets interviewed. He gets straight to the point.
  • CS: Lily Allen arrested for punching someone.
  • AB: Fox Mulder Trades In The Phone Sex For Nuns and Mums
  • Egotastic: Hilary Duff Pops a Squat on National TV
  • Grumpiest: Jennifer Lopez Plays Ball