“Alvin and the Chipmunks” have a trailer
The trailer for Alvin and the Chipmunks came out and it’s about as funny as a cancerous stabbing victim. Suffering repeated blackouts from drinking may have affected my memory, but I’m pretty sure none of them ever put a piece of chipmunk crap in their mouth to trick Dave.





Fuck you. You know deep down anything my beloved Jason touches turns to gold. Sexy, sexy gold. Mmm, Jason.