Britney Spears insulted a paparazzo over the weekend after he took a picture of her driving with Sean Preston in her lap. She mocked his obesity and encouraged him to join Weight Watchers. The sexy pop-princess said,

“Hey baby, when are you gonna get on a diet. Have you ever tried Weight Watchers, you fat fuck? Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin’ jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.”

That photog shouldn’t feel too bad. Not a lot of people can have a body like Britney. Even with years of training, one can only stuff so many Oreos into their mouth before their will is broken. How does she do it?