Cindy Crawford sunbathed topless on a boat in St. Tropez a couple days back. IMDB says Cindy is 41. I say it doesn’t matter. She looks better than a few of those 20 something Hollywood whores. It’s almost as if she was cryogenically frozen and brought back to unleash her brand of sexy upon the world and only one thing can stop her. My cyborg penis. It shoots lasers. Pew pew pew. Some of these are NSFW. A few more below the fold.