Gisele Bundchen is not a happy camper

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s relationship has gone sour according to a few people. Despite putting on happy faces for the cameras, the two were seen fighting in front of hotel guests in Napa at the five-star Auberge du Soleil. Sources say Gisele is upset because Tom’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, is set to give birth to Tom’s bastard child on Friday which, coincidentally, is also Gisele’s birthday.

I still say girls are a mystery. First they’re all, “Oh, I love you. Please have sex with me,” but when you impregnate another supermodel, they’re all, “Leave me alone. Cry, cry.” I don’t get it. And rich, handsome, athletic men like Tom Brady and myself probably never will. Nor do we want to. High-five, Tom! Sigh, why am I still single?