Halle Berry’s marriage to model Gabriel Aubry has been going pretty well… for her. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware in Century City, Halle dragged Gabriel along to pick out some towels and candles. When a salesperson approached them to see if they needed help, Halle declined. The National Enquirer says,
“She told him: ‘No Thanks. He needs to learn how to do these things himself! You men suddenly get all helpless when it comes to domestic stuff. And that just doesn’t cut it with me!’â€
Then when it came time to pay, Halle wanted nothing to do with it.
“The total was over $1,000,†the source said.
“At first Gabriel just stood there. Until Halle said: ‘Well, you certainly don’t think I’m paying!’â€
Gabriel fumbled for his wallet and quickly broke out a black American Express card and gave it to the clerk.
A year from now, Halle will change Gabriel Aubry’s name to Jeeves Aubry, make him wear a butler outfit and probably stuff a ball gag in his mouth since “it” doesn’t really need to speak. Later on, she can fashion a little display case on the fireplace mantle for his balls and regale guests with the story of how Gabriel, sorry, Jeeves didn’t make a peep when she castrated him with a butter knife.
