The Blemish

Happy July 4th

By The Blemish, 9:13 AM on Jul 04, 2007, 0 Comments

Hayden Panettiere

Go out and celebrate July 4th by becoming obscenely drunk and setting off fireworks in your friend’s pants. It’s what Jesus would have done. I’ll be back tomorrow with more hard hitting news asses in bikinis.

Related:
Afternoon time wasters, Afternoon time wasters, Afternoon time wasters, Afternoon time wasters, Web finds
| More

Web Finds

  • Ke$ha is a good dresser. It's like homeless meets Hollywood. (Popeater)
  • Olivia Munn's stock just plummeted. (The Superficial)
  • Thank God Jordan Sparks didn't do the bikini thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • I think Mickey Rourke is trying to bang Megan Fox. (PopSugar)
  • Jessica Alba doesn't want anyone else to look like her. (Wonderwall)
  • Robert Pattinson transforms from IT boy to IT man. (ASL)
  • Beyonce had some funky Super Bowl commercial. (Bossip)

No Responses to “Happy July 4th”

Sorry, comments for this entry are closed at this time.