Jack Nicholson is sexy

Jack Nicholson is around 70-years-old and he gets hotter ass than I ever will. God, this is depressing. He looks like he’s about to have a coronary. At his funeral, they’ll be talking about how he died while banging some 20-year-old doggy-style while at my funeral they’ll be talking about how I died trying to open a jar of mayo.

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Jack Nicholson is sexy

Jack Nicholson is sexy