Jessica Simpson was on her way to the gym and showed off her massive calves. If you spent 10 years working out your legs, they wouldn’t come close to Jessica’s. Look at those things. I hear she has to play soccer with concrete balls because regular ones always end up in the stratosphere. She also once threatened to kick Chuck Norris and Chuck peed his pants. Not because he was scared, but because he’s a bed wetter. Tsk tsk Chuck.
