Jessica Simpson can pull a fine plow
By The Blemish, 2:15 PM on Jul 03, 2007, 1 Comment
Jessica Simpson was on her way to the gym and showed off her massive calves. If you spent 10 years working out your legs, they wouldn’t come close to Jessica’s. Look at those things. I hear she has to play soccer with concrete balls because regular ones always end up in the stratosphere. She also once threatened to kick Chuck Norris and Chuck peed his pants. Not because he was scared, but because he’s a bed wetter. Tsk tsk Chuck.
NO FEMALE SHOULD EVER BE CAUGHT WITH LEGS SUCH AS THOSE!!!! FOR THAT MATTER, NO MAN SHOULD HAVE LEGS LIKE THOSE!!!! UGLY, UGLY, UGLY!!!!!!!!