Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition is turning into a disaster. The film isn’t even complete yet and Jessica’s manager / father has already pushed the release back from August 3 to the last week of August because he doesn’t like the competition. Basically, Joe Simpson is telling us this movie will mark the end of Jessica’s short lived movie career.

“Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”

Other releases the week of August 3 include: The Bourne Ultimatum, El Cantante and Bratz: The Movie. The first two are action and drama. I have no clue what genre Bratz: The Movie is — action, comedy, crap? — but rest assured Joe Simpson doesn’t want to go up against a movie about dolls. And he definitely doesn’t want to go up against Underdog, a story about a “superheroic pooch who speaks in rhyme.” If you thought I made the last one up, you’d be wrong.