Josh Duhamel tells Glamour that his girlfriend Fergie has installed a stripper pole in their home, but won’t get on it until she learns how to use it correctly. Hint to Fergie. Run at it really fast, face first. Repeat. Josh also says he’d have a hard time hooking up with her when he was younger because she’s so beautiful.

“She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.”

At this point, everyone knows Fergie isn’t attractive at all. I’m amazed Josh isn’t laughed out of interviews when he says these things. You could show people a picture of Fergie and another of an ass with hemorrhoids and tell them to pick out the singer. 3 out of 4 times they’re gonna point to the inflamed ass.