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Kirsten Dunst is pretty when she’s drunk

By The Blemish, 8:19 AM on Jul 17, 2007, 3 Comments

Kirsten Dunst

Here are some shots of Kirsten Dunst exiting Groucho Club in London looking intoxicated and zombie-ish. I feel sorry for any guy drunk enough to sleep with her. Waking up the next morning will be like waking up in a Wes Craven inspired nightmare. And that faint wheezing sound? That would be his penis. I recommend putting it to sleep. Hasn’t it suffered enough?

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3 Responses to “Kirsten Dunst is pretty when she’s drunk”

  • who cares
    5:47 AM

    Only Drunk? more like an MDMA night…

  • Shootingstar
    2:51 PM

    She looks like shite.

  • anon
    12:04 AM

    umm, okay, is she taking a crap in the parking lot or something? kinda looks like a crack whore