Holy shit. Lindsay Lohan is a freckled maniac. TMZ talked to the three guys in the car with Lindsay when she was arrested for DUI and possession and what they describe happened that night probably won’t help her case. It started off with the three of them getting invited to a party in Malibu with Lindsay Lohan. Dante and Lindsay’s assistant’s boyfriend were let in, but Jackon and Ronnie (the minorities *ahem*) were not. Dante claims Lindsay was never without a drink that night and he even took a shot with her.

Eventually, an argument between Lindsay and her assistant ensued. The assistant said she quit and according to Ronnie, Lindsay was “raging”. The group of guys were ready to leave in their Denali with the assistant’s boyfriend, the supposed driver, until he got out and started arguing again. I’m pretty tired of typing so I’ll have TMZ take over,

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver’s seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving — chasing the assistant’s car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, “If you touch me I’ll sue you.” Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant’s car.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

The now former assistant finally lost Lindsay on PCH. Dante says Lindsay thought the assistant was going to her mother’s house in Santa Monica so Lindsay went there. It just so happened that the assistant’s mother was pulling into the driveway as Lindsay arrived.

Dante says the mother panicked at Lindsay’s crazy driving, and backed out of the driveway in fear — not knowing who was behind the wheel. The guys say Lindsay then began to chase her at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, “I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble.”

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, “I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving.”

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

Awesome. A red-headed starlet drunk on fame / vodka and armed with a SAG card she thinks makes her invincible. This is the Hollywood of my dreams. The only thing wrong that night was that she forgot blaming the crime on the black kid only works 50% of the time in new L.A. Just her luck she got the cop with a “moral compass” instead of the crazy bigot wielding a baton. She should have just went with Plan B. Spreading her legs. Part 2, 3, 4 of the video diary series after the jump.

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