Lindsay Lohan celebrates in a bikini

Rehab is easy. You don’t even need to be there to kick drugs and alcohol. Just like you don’t have to go to classes in college to graduate. All you have to do is put on a bikini and romp around with friends. That’s what Lindsay Lohan did in Malibu yesterday. If you asked her what rehab was, she’d give you a funny look and throw money at you. Partly because you look like a bum and smell, but mostly because she’s an idiot and thinks you’re holding.