Lindsay Lohan drops E?

Me? High? Never!

Page Six posted a blind item today which went something like,

WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night

Was it Barbara Walters? No, she doesn’t have an ankle bracelet. Hilary Duff? George Bush? Hmm, who could it be? It’s definitely not Lindsay Lohan. She just got through rehab. Think, think, think. Egads, this one is tough. Whoever it is, she sure is smart because ecstasy isn’t alcohol and that means the bracelet won’t go off. I can see her now, tenting her fingers like Mr. Burns going, “Eggcellent.”