Lindsay Lohan has a new movie

Here’s the trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s new movie I Know Who Killed Me. She plays a stripper and that’s about as much of the story as I know. Oh, there’s a creepy voice in there too. Scary. You know what else is scary? Heart disease. It kills more people here than hippos do in Africa. That’s right. I’m talking to you. Put down those french fries fatty.