Lindsay Lohan

Star magazine reports one of Lindsay Lohan’s 75 friends who has access to the restricted pages of her MySpace profile sold her private writings to the press. Star claims some of the messages are too explicit for print, but do offer a few snippets which basically show Lindsay is gay for her DJ friend Samantha Ronson. Lindsay writes,

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!”

Samantha responds,

“You still have me. I’m here for you. With you. She went on to say that she would quit doing drugs if only Lindsay would tell her that she loved her! At12:36 a.m. Lindsay replied, “I love you. You love me. Why don’t we f_ _ _ and make a family‚Ķ”

Lindsay has the makings of a sexually perverse Barney with that rhyme. They can give her her own show where she sings this to children. In the background, they can have two girls making out and fondling each other. Incidentally, that’s the type of quality programming I expected as a child. Screw Reading Rainbow and Mr. Rogers. Why would a kid want to “learn” things when they could watch hot chicks grind on each other.