At Allegra Versace’s birthday party, Lindsay Lohan was overheard saying she walked around naked at Promises Malibu to tease the boys. The National Enquirer’s source explains,
“Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out.
“Lindsay said, ‘I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn’t stop it!’.”
I refuse to believe people still use phrases like “howling with laughter” and “I drove them all mad.” Still, Lindsay Lohan being an attention whore is pretty much par for the course. She’d probably shove bamboo in her ass and skip around town just for the attention. When people ask her about it, she’ll act like she doesn’t know what they’re talking about while wincing in pain. “Bamboo? What …Aiyeee! What bamboo?” Here’s Lindsay with some kids in a bikini.