Madonna

Madonna tried to attend a Justin Timberlake concert incognito. The inconspicuous one wore a black hooded cape and surrounded herself with bodyguards. MSNBC writes,

“She was texting on her mobile, eating crisps and yawning just before the show began!” according to one fan report. Madonna was wearing a black hooded cape and was surrounded by bodyguards. “When everyone realized it was her and started chanting ‘Madonna!’ she put the hood on and went under the seat.”

How did anyone recognize her with those bodyguards and the hobbit garb? They must have x-ray vision or maybe they’re sorcerers. Eek, run Madonna! Quick, into this unmarked van with missing license plates. It’ll take you somewhere safe. Cross my heart. Heh heh heh.

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