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Morrissey has a beef with Madonna

By , 12:49 PM on Jul 20, 2007, 2 Comments

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During a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, criticized accusing her of Angelina Jolie nut-huggery. Wait, Angelina doesn’t have nuts. Ovary-huggery? He told the audience,

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away,” presumably blasting the trendy singer for hopping on the Angelina bandwagon by adopting 21-month old David Banda from Malawi last year.

’s reps fired back,

“In an attempt to trash , he revealed himself,” a rep for the singer fired back exclusively to Usmagazine.com. “What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”

I’ll tell you what kind of person. The kind of person who should be writing for this site. , you’ve captured my heart, but alas, you can never capture my soul. Although, I will say this in ’s defense. You can’t use African babies as coats. Try American babies. They’re better fed and therefore, make much better coats. Their kidneys are worth a lot too.

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  • christy

    I think the reference to wearing him as a coat is because of the chinchillas she adopted and then made into a coat last fall which is sick and effed up.
    Morrissey is definetly more intelligent than Madonna, hes always been dignified shes always been a ridiculous novelty. Die alread would you madge? your like what 70?

  • synthelucia

    Haha, I love Moz, but I feel bad for Madonna. I mean, she’s way past menopause now, let her adopt and her kids get rich when she chokes on some leatherette strap.