Britney Spears

OK! Magazine sent a statement to TMZ saying they will run the train wreck of a photo shoot that Britney Spears did without intervention. They will expose her for the greasy fingered, fried chicken eating butterball that she is. Britney has never sounded hotter.

“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

Cool. Another photographed meltdown of Britney Spears. She’s going head to head with Lindsay Lohan this week. It’s like the Godzilla vs. Mothra of attention whores. Who will out whore who? Will Britney be found passed out face first in a banana cream pie or will Lindsay be pulled over for drunk driving without pants. Sure, why not?! While we’re at it, let’s have Paris Hilton get bitten by a rabies infested reindeer. Make it a hattrick.