Paula Abdul is emotional and other stuff

Paula should be happy they fired her from the Bratz movie. “Where’s God when you need him?” Probably laughing at your sorry ass. I know I am.

• Drunken Stepfather: Anne Hathaway’s boring cleavage.
• UseMyComputer: Hayden Panettiere in You Magazine.
• Celebslam: Madonna had too much to drink.
• Bastardly: Tara Reid Needs To Stop Flashing Her Mutated Stomach
• Celebitchy: Kim Cattrall negotiatied “Sex and the City” deal to be just as good as SJPs

• Pajiba: Hairspray might not be that bad. Eep, what did I just say?
• CityRag: Fergie and Carrot Top Look-Alike
• Bossip: Jesus Take The Wheel
• ASL: Lindsay Lohan Hits Up X17 for Cash
• TFT: Kimberly Stewart in a bikini (Site NSFW)
• Horny Oyster: Alley Baggett summer shoot

• Yeeeah: Serena Williams naked. From the back. Still kinda gross.
• Leenks: News anchor can’t stop laughing at a falling model. Old, but still funny.
• EB: Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt Are Tired of the Girls Getting All the Attention
• CS: Brigitte Nielsen Completes Rehab
• TC: Nobody watches Wrestling anymore
• HB: Drew Barrymore UK Vogue Photo’s