Here’s Monica Cruz at the beach in the bikini. She’s Penelope Cruz’s sister and, sure, that doesn’t make her a celebrity or anything, but there’s not much else going on today. I was debating whether or not to put up pictures of myself running around the beach, but I don’t think that would be a good idea since there isn’t a computer on the planet capable of withstanding my manliness. It would probably just blow up in your face.
