Pete Doherty

  • Bastardly: Shakira sits in half a hamster ball while posing for pictures.
  • Celebitchy: Liz Hurley makes her son model a bikini. Obviously to scar him for life.
  • Drunken Stepfather: The Paris Hilton impersonator is uglier than the real thing. Is that possible?
  • CityRag: Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
  • Bossip: Fantasia is a freak. She had her clit piercing changed.
  • Horny Oyster: That nude model Alley Baggett really likes her Coca-Cola
  • ASL: A-Rod’s Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate
  • SOW: Posh Spice flashes her underwear because, why not?
  • CS: Kimberly Stewart and Tommy Lee Hook Up
  • College Humor: Some stupid hamster laying on a piano. Jerk.
  • UseMyComputer: Fergie thinks wearing a dress will make her prettier. She’s wrong.
  • Grumpiest: Lindsay Lohan has an iPhone.
  • DH: Pete Doherty cheated on Kate Moss.
  • Pajiba: Paula Abdul is constantly drunk even in her TV show.
  • HB: Victoria Beckham Puts Spice Girls On “Reunion Diet”