
- Bastardly: Shakira sits in half a hamster ball while posing for pictures.
- Celebitchy: Liz Hurley makes her son model a bikini. Obviously to scar him for life.
- Drunken Stepfather: The Paris Hilton impersonator is uglier than the real thing. Is that possible?
- CityRag: Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
- Bossip: Fantasia is a freak. She had her clit piercing changed.
- Horny Oyster: That nude model Alley Baggett really likes her Coca-Cola
- ASL: A-Rod’s Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate
- SOW: Posh Spice flashes her underwear because, why not?
- CS: Kimberly Stewart and Tommy Lee Hook Up
- College Humor: Some stupid hamster laying on a piano. Jerk.
- UseMyComputer: Fergie thinks wearing a dress will make her prettier. She’s wrong.
- Grumpiest: Lindsay Lohan has an iPhone.
- DH: Pete Doherty cheated on Kate Moss.
- Pajiba: Paula Abdul is constantly drunk even in her TV show.
- HB: Victoria Beckham Puts Spice Girls On “Reunion Dietâ€
Web Finds

- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
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