- Bastardly: Shakira sits in half a hamster ball while posing for pictures.
- Celebitchy: Liz Hurley makes her son model a bikini. Obviously to scar him for life.
- Drunken Stepfather: The Paris Hilton impersonator is uglier than the real thing. Is that possible?
- CityRag: Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
- Bossip: Fantasia is a freak. She had her clit piercing changed.
- Horny Oyster: That nude model Alley Baggett really likes her Coca-Cola
- ASL: A-Rod’s Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate
- SOW: Posh Spice flashes her underwear because, why not?
- CS: Kimberly Stewart and Tommy Lee Hook Up
- College Humor: Some stupid hamster laying on a piano. Jerk.
- UseMyComputer: Fergie thinks wearing a dress will make her prettier. She’s wrong.
- Grumpiest: Lindsay Lohan has an iPhone.
- DH: Pete Doherty cheated on Kate Moss.
- Pajiba: Paula Abdul is constantly drunk even in her TV show.
- HB: Victoria Beckham Puts Spice Girls On “Reunion Dietâ€
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
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