Time wasters

Green Day does the cover of The Simpsons theme song. I might have a contest for free stuff soon. Who doesn’t like free stuff? You, with the raised hand? Well, you’re a communist.

• Bossip: Bossip gets an exclusive interview with Kim Kardashian. Denies plastic surgery and pee.
• UseMyComputer: Kate Beckinsale in a bikini.
• Bastardly: Alyson Hannigan in a bikini.
• CityRag: Lip Deformities of the Stars
• Drunken Stepfather: Rihanna and her shiny, sexy legs
• JJ: Tom and Katie get their freaky dance on

• CS: Funny sports pictures
• HO: Kid gets owned by hot pepper
• TC: More Britney pregnant rumors
• CollegeHumor: Sims Horror Picture Show
• AB: Posh discovers new style American bra
• CNW: Cate Blanchett Showsitt