Time wasters

• Dlisted: Joe Pesci is actually marrying Angie Everheart…
• UseMyComputer: Petra Nemcova in perceived lesbianism. It’s a stretch, but just go with it.
• Bastardly: Kim Kardashian Does The Ausi Zoo Magazine
• Drunken Stepfather: Nell McAndrew in a bikini
• Celebitchy: Christina Aguilera cancels shows. Because she’s pregnant?
• Horny Oyster: Natalie Gulbis is not your average female golfer

• Bossip: More pictures of Britney being a stripper
• Yeeeah: ‘Ball-Grabbin’ is Disrespectful’ Says Faith Hill
• CityRag: Celebrities Aged to Perfection
• TM: Adriana Lima takes it off for Vogue
• SOW: Paris Hilton channels Farrah Fawcett
• Pajiba: Greatest. Movie. Ever. I still need to see this.

• DH: Star Jones For Equal Pay For More Food!
• NinjaDude: Katharine McPhee does Leno.
• TC: Will she play Jenna Jameson or not?
• DS: Breakups & Hookups: Kate, Brit & Jess
• CS: Lauryn Hill Looks Like a Hobo Clown

Photo: Aaron the indentured servant from Cameraphonic.