Victoria Beckham has failed

Victoria Beckham’s reality show failed spectacularly. The one hour crapfest premiered last night and has been heavily criticized by everyone including your annoying neighbor who won’t shut up about his “sweet new plasma” which mysteriously showed signs of wear and tear after you went by with a crowbar.

The NY Post called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America an “orgy of self-indulgence” and described the size 0 ditz as “relentlessly self-promoting” with “vapid, condescending behavior”.

To give you sense of how well it did ratings wise, think about this. Have you ever watched Wife Swap? No? Well, more people watched a rerun of that than footage of Victoria Beckham applying for a license at the DMV. The picture above is of David Beckham putting his hands between Victoria’s thighs because he’s a man and that’s what men do.