Jessica Alba

I might be moving to a new server over the weekend because this one is giving me problems. Nothing is definite yet, but if the site is down at any point on Saturday / Sunday, I’ll be all over it like Britney on buttered margarine. The new server should be a definite upgrade. Anyway, until then, keep busy with these links.

  • Bastardly: Cheryl Tweedy sure does like being in a bikini.
  • CityRag: Jennifer Lopez and the Glamorous Life
  • Drunken Stepfather: Jenny McCarthy had sort of an upskirt moment. I mean, if you stare real hard.
  • Bossip: Ciara performs in her bra like everybody else should.
  • Horny Oyster: Sophie Monk does Stuff magazine. Her boyfriend is from Good Charlotte. He’s so cool.
  • Celebitchy: Mandy Moore’s latest flick was an epic bomb.
  • UseMyComputer: Jessica Alba does UK GQ in HQ. Yay for acronyms.
  • Attuworld: Some girl tried to sell her virginity for $20,000.
  • SOW: Deleted scenes from this season’s Family Guy.
  • College Humor: An eagle tries to hunt a fawn. Stupid eagle.
  • TC: Jessica Alba wishes magazines were filled with penises.
  • Holy Moly: Simon Cowell is selfish. He would wear his condoms on the inside.
  • EB: Britney Spears may be dating her drug counselor.
  • CW: Nicole Richie got pregnant for nothing.
  • HB: Courtney Love said healthy food made her fat. Ooook.
  • Egotastic: Those Jennifer Garner bikini shots I had to take down.