Weekend time wasters

I might be moving to a new server over the weekend because this one is giving me problems. Nothing is definite yet, but if the site is down at any point on Saturday / Sunday, I’ll be all over it like Britney on buttered margarine. The new server should be a definite upgrade. Anyway, until then, keep busy with these links.

• Bastardly: Cheryl Tweedy sure does like being in a bikini.
• CityRag: Jennifer Lopez and the Glamorous Life
• Drunken Stepfather: Jenny McCarthy had sort of an upskirt moment. I mean, if you stare real hard.
• Bossip: Ciara performs in her bra like everybody else should.
• Horny Oyster: Sophie Monk does Stuff magazine. Her boyfriend is from Good Charlotte. He’s so cool.

• Celebitchy: Mandy Moore’s latest flick was an epic bomb.
• UseMyComputer: Jessica Alba does UK GQ in HQ. Yay for acronyms.
• Attuworld: Some girl tried to sell her virginity for $20,000.
• SOW: Deleted scenes from this season’s Family Guy.
• College Humor: An eagle tries to hunt a fawn. Stupid eagle.

• TC: Jessica Alba wishes magazines were filled with penises.
• Holy Moly: Simon Cowell is selfish. He would wear his condoms on the inside.
• EB: Britney Spears may be dating her drug counselor.
• CW: Nicole Richie got pregnant for nothing.
• HB: Courtney Love said healthy food made her fat. Ooook.
• Egotastic: Those Jennifer Garner bikini shots I had to take down.