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OK! magazine paid $400,000 for the sex pictures and sex video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo at their Mexican villa. But they won’t be published anytime soon because the mag bought the pics to take them off the market. Aww, somewhere a kitten is being born.

“There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet,” says a snitch. “If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image.”

The last thing Nick needs is to ruin his squeaky-clean image with sex photos. They might make him appear “manly” and give him a little credibility with men. Right now, if you ask any guy, Nick might as well be a baby seal. You know, something you want to club and throw back into the ocean.