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Avril Lavigne has cleavage

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. My penis and I congratulate whoever invented this bra or whatever surgeon did this. Say thank you penis. “Thank you!” Whew, typing with that thing is harder than it looks.

I guess this is a boob job. Only one way to find out. *rubs hands together*

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7 Responses to “Avril Lavigne has cleavage”

  • emily

    her tits are fake

  • yes

    she shoulda been gettin a tan

    she need to give those back, some folks just arent meant to have tits

  • erm

    she’s always got boobs, just that she’s never exposed them in tiny tops.

  • She’s always had nice boobs- just watch her “My World” video. She just never let them out before.

  • ocbody.com doc

    Well if they are implanted, they are a nice moderately-sized set.

  • TrickledownEconomics

    But in another set with the same pink bikini top they’re a lot more modest sized. Can you say ‘cutlet’ inserts?

  • DowCorning

    Yep, sure look like those urethane cutlet inserts – just under each breast. Gives the modestly endowed that little extra oomph. Fake boobs like her fake schlock.