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Avril Lavigne has cleavage

Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. My penis and I congratulate whoever invented this bra or whatever surgeon did this. Say thank you penis. “Thank you!” Whew, typing with that thing is harder than it looks.

I guess this is a boob job. Only one way to find out. *rubs hands together*

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emily
emily
16 years ago

her tits are fake

yes
yes
16 years ago

she shoulda been gettin a tan

she need to give those back, some folks just arent meant to have tits

erm
erm
16 years ago

she’s always got boobs, just that she’s never exposed them in tiny tops.

JW
JW
16 years ago

She’s always had nice boobs- just watch her “My World” video. She just never let them out before.

ocbody.com doc
16 years ago

Well if they are implanted, they are a nice moderately-sized set.

TrickledownEconomics
TrickledownEconomics
14 years ago

But in another set with the same pink bikini top they’re a lot more modest sized. Can you say ‘cutlet’ inserts?

DowCorning
DowCorning
14 years ago

Yep, sure look like those urethane cutlet inserts – just under each breast. Gives the modestly endowed that little extra oomph. Fake boobs like her fake schlock.