Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. My penis and I congratulate whoever invented this bra or whatever surgeon did this. Say thank you penis. “Thank you!” Whew, typing with that thing is harder than it looks.
I guess this is a boob job. Only one way to find out. *rubs hands together*