Britney: Mother, Myth, Legend

Both The Sun and Us Weekly detail Britney Spears’ latest foray into whoredom. Both publications have pictures of a man named Mike Encinias groping and kissing Britney. Both tell of how a topless Britney tried to seduce Mike during a booze-filled after-party at the Standard Hotel. Us Weekly says,

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.
“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”
“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. “And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”
It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

Yikes. The Sun goes into a little bit more detail.

Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite – while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready – and I wanted to finalise it.”
“She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power – from my previous experience of kissing girls – not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks – she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser – I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed – until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.

Britney was presenting herself. Boy, that sounds mighty tempting. I, uh, don’t know how Mike could have resisted. And now he’s bragging about it. Jesus, what’s wrong with this kid. Britney would jump on anything. I threw a cardboard cut-out of Buzz Aldrin at her once. Yea, she tried to have sex with that too.