Child beater and early morning links

This has nothing to do with celebrities, but I thought it was funny. I like watching their little bodies fly and fall. If only there were screams of pain, I’d be in heaven. Here’s some morning time wasters.

• CW: David Beckham does DC
• JIYHB: Sienna Miller in a bikini
• Hollywood Rag: Britney has a new ad
• CNW: Jessica Biel to Turn Powder Blue into Powder Nude. Yes or no woman?!

• ASL: Clay Aiken sees God
• Glitterati: Daisy Fuentes is the fitness
• DS: Angelina goes back to work
• Just Jared: Leo DiCaprio is a family man