David LaChappelle does Rihanna and time wasters

David LaChappelle did a photo shoot with Rihanna for the MTV VMA’s and decided not to feature her forehead. Weak. The VMA’s will be on Sep. 9 at 9 EST in Vegas for one night only. They say there will be no repeats of this. I bet they’re lying like that girl who told me I was her first. I’ll never trust another hooker again.

• Yeeeah: Um, what happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar?
• Drunken Stepfather: Those Mena Suvari bikini pics that I have a drawing of
• Bastardly: Paris Hilton pimps her clothing
• Celebitchy: Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal are going to have a cat fight
• CityRag: Celebrity Baby Pictures
• Bossip: Bill O’Reilly vs NAS

• CH: Pimp my credit
• Dlisted: Britney’s good looking lawyer wants out
• Celebslam: Paris Hilton met her idol. Slut meets slut. Only one leaves without an STD
• ASL: Jenna Bush is engaged
• TM: Miss Teen USA 2007 pics
• Hollywood Tuna: Nadine Coyle Is Going To Make Someone Very Happy

• Just Jared: Elisha Cuthbert Grows Gorilla Shoulders
• TC: Jay-Z is rich
• EB: Ethan Hawke Was Super Jealous of Uma Thurman
• SOW: Lisa Kudrow is busted
• CS: You want to gain weight?
• CelebWorm: Orlaith McAllister topless photoshoot (NSFW)
• Fleshbot: Keeley Hazell: Professional Actress (NSFW also)