Denise wants more babies from Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen claims he has a written document from Denise Richards stating she wants a “donation” to have another child with him. The two are in the midst of a custody battle in which Sheen wants to be able to see his children unsupervised. Asked whether or not he would consider Denise’s request, Sheen replied,

“I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?”

They’re both weirdos. With the allegations of hooker killings and death threats, Charlie Sheen sounds like a prince. Even I’d have his babies. I’m calling a doctor right now to implant a uterus in me.

Are her implants gone or what? Did I miss something?