DMX

Michael Vick isn’t the only dog-friendly celebrity. DMX is too! Evidence has been uncovered at the once famous rapper’s Arizona place of residence of animal abuse. Three dead dogs, one of which “seemed to be burned, a large amount of weapons, drug paraphernalia and cars without matching license plates were found.

“Earl had a caretaker, who obviously wasn’t taking care. Earl loves those dogs.”

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this. The dogs probably died from happiness and one was so happy that a rainbow burned straight through its body.

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