Donnie Yen, from Blade II and Shanghai Knights, breakdance battles in a clip from the 80’s that is sure to capture your heart. And if you don’t know what they’re saying then you can read those horribly made subtitles at the bottom. I will kill your legs indeed. Now, compare that to the trailer for his new movie Flash Point after the jump.

  • UseMyComputer: Ashley Olsen dresses well
  • Celebitchy: Nicole Richie buys Rogaine for women
  • HO: Ivanka Trump in Stuff
  • Just Jared: Nicholas Cage with Kal-El
  • SOW: Britney Spears still trying to find the right wig
  • Evil Beet: American Idol Contestant Goes into Labor While Auditioning
  • CS: Pink performs, is manly
  • IDLYITW: Chris Evans takes out trash naked
  • Yeeeah: Paris is back to smoking pot
  • CH: Lickin’ chicks. This works about half the time. Especially if you’re a really fast runner.