Donnie Yen breakdances and time wasters

Donnie Yen, from Blade II and Shanghai Knights, breakdance battles in a clip from the 80’s that is sure to capture your heart. And if you don’t know what they’re saying then you can read those horribly made subtitles at the bottom. I will kill your legs indeed. Now, compare that to the trailer for his new movie Flash Point after the jump.

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