Eva Longoria is skinny and time wasters

Celebrity Babylon took this shot of Eva Longoria looking like a sick zombie. You hear that? That was my erection bursting through my jeans. Now, waste your time with these.

• ASL: Shiloh Smells Like Cold Hard Cash
• Bossip: Superhead Still Has The Ho Game on Lock
• Drunken Stepfather: Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
• Bastardly: Bastardly Hasbeen Cam: Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Sexy!
• Grumpiest: Sophie Anderton Bikini Pictures

• UseMyComputer: Megan Fox in Arena magazine
• Celebslam: Lunch with Kirsten Dunst
• CityRag: The Best Movie Robots
• Celebitchy: Jude Law and Cameron Diaz?
• Egotastic: Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
• CS: Paris Hilton Turned Down By Entourage Star

• HB: Debbie Harry’s Bizarre Fountain of Youth
• Yeeeah: Madonna in a Wet T-Shirt
• AB: Poor Little GPal
• DH: Eva Mendes Candid Pictures
• NinjaDude: OJ Simpson Owned By Live TV Callers
• TC: Jenna Jameson is a tragedy.

Random stuff

• CH: Pole control
• Shoot ‘Em Up: The red band trailer. Clive Owen is like a penguin with guns.
• CH: This is how parents party