Hayden Panettiere turns 18

I remember back in the day when everyone was counting down to the Olsen twin’s 18th birthday. When they turned 18, it just went downhill. Now, they look like methed up goths (I meant to write that. I don’t have a lisp). This will probably be the same for Hayden Panettiere. She turns 18 today, but give her a few more years and she’ll have a crazy receding hairline like that guy you see on used car commercials. By then, her self-esteem should be really low and that’s when I strike. Like a sexy cobra. Hssss!