Heidi Montag tries too hard

Heidi Montag from that show The Hills called the paparazzi over for another photo shoot. This time she had “Girls Gone Wild” stamped on her ass. She’s had about 10 photo shoots where she basically makes a deal with the photog to take her pictures. Too bad it’ll never work. No matter how big her breasts get, how untalented she is, how many public showers she takes, how douchebaggy her boyfriend is, she’ll never be famous. This moment in her life is the pinnacle of her existence. In 5 years, people will remember ALF better than Heidi.