The Blemish

It’s Britney, bitch!

August 31st, 200711 comments

Britney Spears from her studio

Breathe Heavy put up two tracks from Britney Spears yesterday titled Gimme More and Cold as Fire. Gimme More starts off with the creepy lyrics, “It’s Britney, bitch. I see you.” Based off of those two lines, I believe this to originally be a love poem written when Britney noticed an uneaten box of Krispy Kreme donuts on her counter.

Cold as Fire begins “I’m just a girl with the ability to drive a man crazy. Make him call me “mama,” make him my new baby.” Ah, now this is interesting one. Here, we see telltale signs of Britney’s psychosis. Her delusions of grandeur have manifested themselves into song. Horrible, godforsaken song.

Listen to the two below.

Gimme More

Cold as Fire

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Patrick | September 11th, 2007 7:23 am

I dunno, I like “Gimme More,” especially the intro; but the song is a bit long for my taste and gets a little monotonous after a while. “Cold as Fire” has nice lyrics, but…the music sounds under-produced, kinda like they stopped caring after the first chorus. Whoever produced it obviously wasn’t trying to plan a huge comeback for Ms. Brit-the-bitch.

And…Quinn, please don’t mention Evanescence and Staind in comparison to Britney; you make the bands’ fans sound just as cynical and intolerant as yourself.

 
Harry | September 7th, 2007 4:12 am

Well.. nice songs.. all i can say.. Welcome Back Bitchh!!!!

 
mike | September 5th, 2007 4:27 pm

hey, both song are realy cool, people should be scared now, becouse the bitch is coming, and she will take over the world again..

 
note | September 3rd, 2007 8:41 am

The first one is really good, but the second one is horrible!

 
Nicolina | September 2nd, 2007 9:55 am

OMG, QUINN. MEGA-LOLS. Many thanks.

 
so what | September 1st, 2007 6:43 am

I really like the first one!

 
Quinn | August 31st, 2007 3:45 pm

Dumb washed up cooze.

Sorry when I want real “music” I put on some Evanescence or Staind and not overproduced ditzy whore pop that you can “dance to at like a club like”…pathetic.

 
Cher | August 31st, 2007 12:15 pm

Yaaayy! Brit is back, Gimme more is really catchy, thats gonna sell well.
It is Britney bitches :)

 
Mike Effing Rose | August 31st, 2007 7:50 am

Both songs are brutally bad, especially the second…..yuck.

She thinks it’s still 1999, ha ha.

 
anon | August 31st, 2007 6:36 am

I don’t know about that second song, but the first one is actually pretty catchy, i could see myself dancing to it at a club

 
Nicolina | August 31st, 2007 4:27 am

I’ve listened to it twice now and I’m bloody loving it.

 

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