Janice Dickinson can’t walk

Janice Dickinson was at a Vegas party trying to do her model walk at the edge of a pool, but ended up slipping and falling in. Riveting story, I know. I put it up to highlight how much of a dumbass this girl is. Who the hell is Janice Dickinson anyway. They say she’s the world’s first supermodel. She looks like someone took the hide off a cow, tanned it and slapped it on her face. Cool! 30 years of sun damage makes you a supermodel now. Those skin cancer patients finally have something to live for.