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Janice Dickinson can’t walk

By The Blemish, 9:03 AM on Aug 31, 2007, 0 Comments

Janice Dikinson

Janice Dickinson was at a Vegas party trying to do her model walk at the edge of a pool, but ended up slipping and falling in. Riveting story, I know. I put it up to highlight how much of a dumbass this girl is. Who the hell is Janice Dickinson anyway. They say she’s the world’s first supermodel. She looks like someone took the hide off a cow, tanned it and slapped it on her face. Cool! 30 years of sun damage makes you a supermodel now. Those skin cancer patients finally have something to live for.

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