If you guessed Jenna Jameson to be 42, you’d be wrong. She’s 33 and this is gross. I go to the beach to relax and hope some girl loses her top in the water. I don’t go to the beach to watch a girl from a third world country jump up and down. If Jenna asks me to sponsor her for just 1 cent a month, I’ll shove a cheeseburger in her mouth and run. I don’t want that thing touching me.
