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Jeremy Piven is a rapper

By The Blemish, 10:18 AM on Aug 28, 2007, 0 Comments

Jeremy Piven has been sent to the streets from Hollywood to save rap. His head bob and no-no finger wave will bring the dying genre out of the stagnant waters it’s been wallowing in for the past few years. Step aside Kanye and 50 Cent, compared to Piven, your street cred couldn’t even buy you a bus pass.

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